people who play magic
guys that have fun and get a sh-t ton of girls
red deck = guys that always win and get alot of girls
blue deck = smart guys that steal everyone else’s girls because they’re smart
black deck = girls love the black deck people for obvious reasons and go ham
white deck = guys that make sure everyone gets girls
green deck = guys that get girls alot
there are a ranks in magic:
noobies – f-gs that don’t play (take it in the b-tt from other guys)
wizards – guys that play and get girls
sage – guys that play alot and get alot of girls
grand sage – guys that never lose and plow girls 24/7
people who play magic = we play magic, girls love us and want the d
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