Pepe Lopez


1)the infamous pepe lopez is a man renowned for his skill at employing his trademark move, normally done at the end of s-x.
2)the “pepe lopez” is when the male is fudge plugging a girl, and when he is ready to finish, he pulls out, inserts his finger into the poo lodge, withdraws with a stinky brown film covering his thumb. he then ,lovingly , smears a mustache on his partners upper lip, oftentimes he is seen running out of the partners living quarters, nude, and being chased by a p-ssed, naked, woman with a fairly large mexican mustache, otherwise known as … a pepe lopez.
“whoa, its pepe lopez, run dude, shes gonna catch you!!!”
the crafty devil pepe lopez tequila. gives an awesome hit but a h-ll dog hang over….. often said in a mexican accent!
oh how i love the pepe lopez
the pepe lopez is a distant cousin of the dirty sanchez. after completing the act of coitus, the man wipes the tip of his p-n-s on his partners upper lip, leaving a white glazed moustache that resembles pepe lopez.

other entries which purport to be pepe lopez but involve poo are actually dirty sanchez’s.
come here baby, i want you to meet pepe lopez.
pepe lopex is not a p–p moustache. it is when a man and woman have -n-l s-x and there is so much p–p on the man’s d-ck he gives her a full beard.
will and kelly had -n-l s-x for so long, will’s d-ck was covered with poo and her a full pepe lopez.
to sh-t on the upper lip of your partner forming a moustache.
“i was tired of her bare face so i gave her a pepe lopez”

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