Pepsi Blue
a blu carbonated substance that only i and a small handfull of other individuals enjoyed. it pains me that it is gone. the loss of that proves that there is no g-d
say yes to blue soda.
the best soda ever produced. perfect berry flavor, theres nothing like it on earth or in the universe for that matter. not to sweet and not to blah. the carbonation was absolutely mind boggling at how anyone on earth could have captured such bliss. the most refreshing and quenching thing to grace everybody’s tastebuds. the only true choice for people who like to live life. its like world peace in a 20 oz bottle (or 2 liter/12oz can if thats your thing). there is only one downside to the stuff…the evils of this world have halted its production for the time being. we can only dream the dream now…that someday our beloved soda will make a triumphant return.
am i in heaven… no, wait, i’m just drinking pepsi blue.
pepsi blue is an art. it takes power to create something so great and powerful. pepsi blue is pure and perfect, having only 1 fault…that it no longer exists. it is imaginative; it is beautiful. it exists for the sole reason of pleasing anyone who drinks it.
if i ever meet someone who disses pepsi blue, i’m gonna beat the f-ck out of them.
the greatest drink ever to be produced, oh sweet blue sticky stuff, please return and grace my tastebuds once more!
buddy 1: “hey man, are you addin some kidn of blue drug to that water ‘cos you seem to be addicted to it.”
me: “what?! drug?! ooooooh no… this is pepsi blue!”
buddy 1: “can i try it?”
me: “no! stay away get off my back!” -run away-
tastes like a carbonated popsicle
holy sh-t what is that?
oh it’s pepsi blue
a blue cola drink specifically produced for those who actually enjoy and have become dependent on it. the rare individual who enjoys the drink is usually thought of as a maniac.
what the h-ll is he drinkin?! keep that new creative stuff away from me!
a car color not often seen. >rare
“hop out looking crispy, fresh and new
in a six but it’s a bm and its pepsi blue”-jada
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