Pepto Bismol
the most obscene commercial jingle ever!
commercial: “heartburn, nausea, indigestion, upset stomach diarreah, yay pepto bismol!”
friend1: hey bud, p-ss me some of that diarreah over there!
friend2: want some pepto bismol on it?
friend1: yeah! that’ll take the sh-tty taste out of it!
nasuea heartburn indigestion upset stomach diarrhea yay pepto-bismol
medicine that cures those ^
i need some pepto-bismol.
a (normally fat) girl who wears too much pink, making her look like a bottle of pepto bismol.
“eew! is that girl wearing a pink track suit? she looks like pepto bismol!”
when your vomiting up blood and having explosive dihheria count on pepto bismol!!!
john: oh my god my b-tt is on fire!!!! -pukes-
pepto-bismol lady: -shoves a cork up little johnny’s b-tt and force feeds him pepto-bismol-
today johnny has frequent hemheroids and suffers from bulmirexa. john has acid reflux disorder. yet john refuses to die, and the docter -n-l probed him.
yeayuh pepto bismol!!!..u kno that medicine…the commercial comes on tv..and theres these like old ppl dancin ..goin “yea pepto bismol!!”
i want my pepto bismol please
the power of the pepto bismol in the palm of my hand!
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