Perch
1) a deranged psychopath.
2) a socially s-xual individual.
3) an individual who can never believe he/she is wrong no matter how much proof you have against them.
4) a white fish.
5) one who is unfaithful.
6) an extremely manipulative, gold digging, backstabbing, lying, and insecure individual.
guy 1: did you hear about perch?
guy 2: what she have an std?
guy 1: nah man she’s amazing at giving head
guy 2: oh! i know i got get from her last night while her husband was out.
a protruding chin on a female where you can rest your t-st-cl-s while she is performing f-ll-t–
bill: caitlin gave me a gobby last night
terrence: did you use the perch?
to hang out in a creepy fashion (ie: in the corner); to observe from afar; a form of voyeurism.
man that dude is such a creep, why is he perching in the corner?
chill. adding -in to the end makes it perchin, which means f-cking straight up chilling.
1.thomas: dude that kids a total douchebag
dave: nahh that kid’s f-ckin perch man
2. thomas: what are you doing tonight?
dave: just perching at home, lets have a f-cking booty call
a hoe that has given way too much head resulting in permanent lock-jaw. the one with the biggest mouth is referred to as the “nile perch.”
did you see that girl’s mouth? she was obviously a perch.
what does perch mean? that can be answered with another question… what doesn’t perch mean?
can aslo be said as; perchy, used as a noun adjective or any other part of speech.
becky: woah those people seemed pretty perch.
rachel: yeah, very perchy.
alternate way to describe giving someone the middle finger.
“you want a perch? there! ya perched!!” (giving middle finger)
the americanized translation of berj.
man, i perched that situation.
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