perfect condition
an ill suited definition for an item desperately advertised for sale on any sort of public forum such as ebay, craigslist or comparable sites. usually this pos has more scratches and dents than a demolition derby jalopy. for some reason buyers find this description appealing when seeking to acquire an item at a bargain bas-m-nt price. perfect condition is generally used when all other advertised adjectives have failed to secure a sucker buyer.
phosphorus green pottery barn sofa for sale in perfect condition and ready for a new home.
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