Perfect Dump
when you sit down on the toilet expecting the worst when what really happens is a smooth and fartless masterpiece which dives into the water like an olympic swimmer on the high dive. you go to wipe to discover that you dont have to.
very rare occurance.
jack: man, i just had a perfect dump
jill: wow! how did it feel?
jack: it was a masterpiece, i didnt even have to wipe!!!
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