perfect for cleaning
a facetious false etymology for the rank “pfc” (private first cl-ss, e-2) in the us marine corps. since pfcs are often tasked with menial work like mopping, sweeping, and picking up litter, this term is used either to mock them, or by pfcs themselves to lament their low status.
a: dammit, sgt fuentes has us out police-calling cigarette b-tts all morning yet-a-f-cking-gain. why does this sh-t keep happening to us?
b: well, we’re e-2s, and you know what pfc stands for: “perfect for cleaning”.
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