Perfect Game
in baseball, a complete game by a pitcher in which he does not allow any member of the opposing team to reach base.
no pitcher has ever recorded more than one perfect game.
when you take a dump, wipe once, check toilet paper and nothing is there except clean white paper.
person 1: how the h-ll did you p–p? we are out of toilet paper?
person 2: i just knew i was going to throw a perfect game.
person 1: man that was a fast sh-t. how’d you do it?
person 2: i pitched a perfect game.
me: yo jesse, i just got off the toilet and feel great
jesse: how come?
me: because i threw a perfect game!
a perfect game in bowling refers to a bowler throwing 12 consecutive strikes in a single game, resulting in a 300 game.
i just threw a perfect game!
when you take a dump, wipe once, check toilet paper and nothing is there except clean white paper.
me: yo jesse, i just got off the toilet and feel great
jesse: how come?
me: because i threw a perfect game!
when your having perfect doggystyle s-x with a hot–ss beezy. you give her 27 pumps of perfection; same number of batters a pitcher must face to get a perfect game. after the 27th pump, you pull out, if your wearing a condom, take it off, if not don’t worry, and blow your load straight into the air, allowing it to get hangtime before landing on the girl’s back.
i gave mrs. abbott a perfect game!
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