perfect gentleman
the “perfect gentleman” is a man who has so much respect for women that instead of seeking s-x, insists on having test tube babies with an attractive partner.
this man also most likely is a person who pees without ever touching his p-n-s.
perfect gentleman: “phwoar! you’re hot! i’d love to fertilise your eggs!”
attractive woman: -strange look-
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