perfect halloween


that would be a perfect halloween…considering it is the h-m-s-xual new year, i’m sure you and your dad have a great time.
yeah, you could dress up as heinrich himmler and pops could dress as eva braun and you could cornhole each other all night.
a halloween which is utterly perfect.
well if my mom came home and gave me a costume to wear that was a n-z- uniform. that would definately be perfect.

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