Perfect Italian


when an american tries to communicate in italy by speaking english with an italian accent. it is a technique that is surprising both in its effectiveness and its lack of offensiveness.
“d-mn, i actual know some italian, but they understand g-dog’s perfect italian better than my real italian!”

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