Perfect Piss
the act flushing the toilet in the middle of a p-ss, timing it so the all the water flushes down right as you finish. this works best on household toilets, especially ones that take a few seconds to flush.
gary: hurry up!!!
john: don’t worry, i’ll take the perfect p-ss.
gary: wow, that was fast!!
1) a pee that takes more than 20 seconds.
2) a pee that is not yellow….it’s pretty much transparent.
3) a pee that you’ve held in for so long that when you finally pee you wanna die because it felt soooo good.
4) a p-ss that’s, well, perfect.
guy in the bathroom-f-ck yeah!
guy outside of bathroom-what?
guy in the bathroom-i got a f-ckin’ perfect p-ss!
guy outside of bathroom-is it still going?
guy in bathroom-h-ll yeah! and it’s transparent!
guy outside of bathroom-well, alright!!!
guy in bathroom-i know! and i’ve been holding it in for sooooo long, too!
^bam. definition of a perfect p-ss, right there^
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