perfect pull up
the thing that you get from d-cks sporting goods, or over the internet (when your not surfing for p-rn), that you think your a bad -ss when you first get it from the ups guy but you can only pull yourself up once when you attach it inconveniently to your door.
ouch! f-ck, i just pulled my sternocleidomastoid doing a perfect pull up, what a f-cking joke, i think ill go bust a nut on my lap top keys instead.
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the perfect pull up is when one male( usually naked) does a traditional pull up while another male (also naked) , facing towards them, does a pull up simultaneously while wrapping their legs around person #1 . this novelty gay s-x act is a source of pleasure and exercise.
hey bro, i really am in the mood for a perfect pull up.
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