perfect shitter
an individual who eats foods he knows from experience digest easily and facilitate taking a perfect sh-t every day minutes after getting up in the morning.
knowing how beneficial for her health it is to take a perfect sh-t each day, following her brother’s advice for the first time in her life, yvonne stopped eating bowel movement inhibiting foods—such as bread, rice, or pasta which is not whole wheat, dairy products and cow or chicken carc-sses—and is becoming a perfect sh-tter.
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