perfect slimer
a slimer which has no voids on its surface, does not contain a single visible smind and whose ends taper like a fine cigar, as opposed to appearing torn.
this morning, i blew a perfect slimer. it looked more like a fat cigar. it came out so clean i almost didn’t even wipe.
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