perfect toastiness
a term used when the warmth level in your bed is perfect making it very difficult to get out of bed. this usually occurs during the winter time when many blankets are used.
it was hard to get up this morning, because i had perfect toastiness.
i had perfect toastiness this morning before getting up into the coldlness of my room.
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