perfect turd


a perfect t-rd is a t-rd produced in one push that is a solid column of sh-t that rests on the bottom of the toilet bowl with its top poking out above the water line.
jack laid a perfect t-rd that when he checked his performance was standing up in the bowl looking back up at him

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