Perfection Poop
a rare occurrence for most. but for a select, fortunate few this can happen on a number of occasions in their lifetime.
n; the finely smooth t-rd slides out with ease and leaves no need for a wipe. just when you think it can’t get better you look down to admire the specimen you’ve created to realize that it has vanished all the way down the toilet without the need for a flush.
perfection p–p.
sally: “did you just…?”
anthony: “yes. i produced my first perfection p–p.”
sally: “i love you so much.”
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