Perfectly Brunette
to have the silkiest, smoothest, shiniest, most luscious brunette hair in the world. as we all know, brunettes are smarter than blonds, as well as funnier, wittier, s-xier, and all around better. thus, leading to the phrase “perfectly brunette.”
blond- “hahahahahaha! wow! i am having so much fun being a total wh-r-!
brunette- “wow, you know, you really are stupid.”
blond- “omg! ik, rite???”
brunette- “if you were awesome, like me, you could have a shot at being perfectly brunette.”
blond- “what?”
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