perfkitchtoolia
this is a fancy name for the pleasure one takes in finding/owning the perfect kitchen tool for the job, for example, a lemon zestor, or a cheese grater.
“marge reveled in her perfkitchtoolia, when she opened the drawer and saw her lemon zestor and measuring spoons.”
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