performance award
a term used by motorcyclists to describe a speeding ticket in an amusing light. motorcyclists tend not to obey speed limits.
man, i p-ssed a cop at 30 over and earned myself another performance award.
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- hillatude
the act of improving ones mental outlook on increased elevation during running or biking. i did a hillatude hamster run, level 9 hills. this was a good run. hillatude is getting better.
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much like a hillbilly, but a step higher. “man, you are such a hillwilliam.” “no i ain’t, sir.” a step above hill billy i’m not a hill billy, i’m a hill-william, i have most of my teeth a person who, while residing in typical “hillbilly” territory, shows no hallmarks of hillbilly behavior. man 1: hey, […]
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- Texas Right
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