period dodge
in a long-distance relationship, the art of timing visits so that they never coincide with your girlfriend’s monthly period.
bro 1: dude, she’s been in europe for 2 years and i’m going to visit her next week!
bro 2: you better period dodge like a mothaf-cka!
bro 1: man i hadn’t seen her in 2 months, and when i finally went to see her, she was on the rag!
bro 2: dude, you should’ve period dodged that sh-t!
bro 1: i’ve visited her once a month for the past 3 years, and she’s never been on her period once!
bro 2: your period dodging is second to none!
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