Period Fencing
a sport originating in the eighteenth century in which two women settle a dual of pre-menstrual angst by scissoring until one party p-sses or taps out.
connie: why the h-ll am i so p-ssed whenever you’re around!?
gertrude: why don’t you pull your bottom lip over your head and swallow!
connie: i’m going to…
alan, interrupting: are you two pmsing or what? you need to settle this with some period fencing.
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