period fingers
what a girl gets when during the night when she’s wearing a pad and gets blood all over her fingers during the night. this is caused because she unconciously touches her v-lv-/m-st-rb-t-s in her sleep, because her fingers so naturally move down there, and anyways, she’s more h-rny when on her period. so, her fingers are covered in red and the blood gets down below the nails, and she finds this when she wakes up.
yeah, i get period fingers every night when i’m on my period, unless i wear jeans or something to bed, so i can’t easily get down there. when it’s just pjs or undies… yep, i get period fingers. hate that.
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