peripheral hoe
peripheral hoe is a woman with which one has no real contact but sees them on a regular basis at work or in public aka. in the periphery of ones social circle. the relationship to this person is entirely hypothetical, one imagines what a relationship would be like without ever speaking to them in order not to ruin the fantasy. attraction is mainly because of looks.
“that girl in the bus smiled at you, aren’t you going to talk to her?” “no, she is my peripheral hoe”
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