Peripheral Pussy
what an average guy hunts for as he attempts to cling as a hangers on to a group of men of much higher social status or n-bility. typically, the women -ssociated with said group of elite men tend to be of much higher quality than the women to which the average guy would normally be privy.
an after-show party:
hot dumb groupie: hey, are you with the band?
joe shmoe: no, i’m just here for the peripheral p-ssy.
hot dumb groupie: cute. well the lead singer is taken for the night. you wanna f-ck instead?
joe shmoe: no…
hot dumb groupie: ?…
joe shmoe: jk, yes.
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