periphery friend
a “friend” on the boundary of your social sp-ce.
instead of interrupting the flow of a story with superfluous noise by giving unnecessary context about a person in said story, they can be described as a periphery friend.
scenario one-
storyteller: my friend’s mum’s cousin’s son’s aunt’s dog’s dad’s wife’s godfather’s cat’s ……..’s friend did funny story.
you: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
scenario two-
storyteller: my periphery friend did funny story.
you: hahahaha, i’m glad you didn’t fill that sentence with unnecessary context.
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