periscope
signing on aim, checking if your stalking target(s) is there, and signing off if she’s not, giving the appearance of a periscope breaking the surface and submerging again
it’s d-mn creepy how ben periscopes for martina every night after their breakup.
when the end of an exceptionally long t-rd sticks straight up out of the water.
similar to a “breach” (where the t-rd will arch up out of the water) but fully vertical.
both of which, really really stink.
dude, i just totally dropped a periscope in there.
looking around to cheat on an exam so that your head and neck resemble a periscope. your head swivels back and forth so quickly that even the dumbest teacher will probably catch you. however, there is always the chance that periscoping works, and it’s one of the best feelings in the world. it’s commonly used by those too lazy to put any effort into cheating discretely.
john: dude that test was hard
fred: h-ll yeah, luckily i was able to cheat off the smart kid next to me
john: ya i could see you cheating from across the room. you looked like a periscope!
fred: lol well at least mr. walters didn’t see! he’s oblivious!
when an allen wrench is inserted into an orifice (-n-s or v-g-n-) and gingerly twisted around, by which the insert-ee can feel sensations that they normally don’t feel with an ordinary probe.
my d-ld- feels great, but that periscope touched me in ways that i’ve never felt before.
when you get a b-n-r in the bathtub, and it looks like the periscope of a submarine
i walked in the bathroom and he totally had a periscope!
a bit of stem that is poking through a rolled blunt.
that blunt had a huge periscope out the side, but it still smoked just fine.
when the tip of a recently erect p-n-s peeks over the waistband of underwear, shorts or swim trunks.
i was at the beach and saw jeanie and got a b-n-r that turned into a periscope. luckily, no one saw.
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