periscoping
the act of whipping the dicc out while fully erect and placing it carefully between the gut and the elastic of your underwear/-ssorted leg covering. this aids in either concealing the tiny/enormous size of the male anatomy. males usually partake in this action while either being embar-ssed by their size or if they for example are asked to come to the front of the cl-ssroom for a presentation “at the wrong time”.
ah sh-t son mah dicc is soo rock hard right now and mrs. c-cklesuck just called me up to the front of the cl-ss to present for show-and-tell. i guess ill just tuck it like a periscope…also known as periscoping.
the act of giving a bl-wj-b to a man standing up while giving handjobs to 2 men facing the guy in the middle.
i peroscoped your 3 best friends last night.
periscoping is the new f-lch-ng.
the act of walking around an office with cubicles, and peeking over the wall to check out the worker. usually done by tall male workers who think they are sly.
effing dwayne, he spends two hours a day periscoping all the ladies in accounting.
while performing submarining,one takes the legs of one’s partner and splays them out at 180 degrees and holds them with the hands in order to get a better thrust and ease penetration of the head.
“so while i was submarining your mom,we spread her out wide and then i was periscoping her properly”
the concealing of an erect p-n-s by folding it behind your waist band, leaving the head of your p-n-s exposed underneath your shirt.
“woops, i was just about to stretch out my arms but i realized that i was still periscoping.”
the act of receiving f-ll-t– while in a swimming pool, when your body is submerged, but your erect p-n-s is sticking out of the water. giving the appearance that your d-ck is a periscope.
person 1: this girl was periscoping me in the pool last night mane.
person 2: n-gg- wats that?
person 1: you know she was giving me head in the pool, i was underwater but when i put my d-ck above water that sh-t looked like a periscope.
when taking a dump your t-rd goes down the toilet and still manages to break the surface of the water, resembling a periscope from a submarine.
i just took a dump that was so long it was periscoping.
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