perked
drunk from a alcoholic beverage or vicadin
i was so perked last night, i woke up in the gutter of jack in the box
slang for slightly drunk; frequently used in the bay area, equivalent to tipsy
yea, i was a lil perked at the party last night.
wouldn’t it be better for, like, percoset? due to the obvious phoenetic similarities?
dude, i was totally perked last night.
tell me about it. you f-cking p-ssed yourself.
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