Perky Ass Tits Syndrome (PATS)


to have t-ts that grow on your -ss and to be removed you must have them burnt off.
celebrities who have pats: beyonce, michael jackson, bono.
that girl was diagnosed with perky -ss t-ts syndrome (pats)

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