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Pernaculars

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• perount

  an exclamation. “perount!”. universal for any emotion; a shapeshifter. “i’m gonna give him a fingercheck, all like “perount! perount!”

• persobowl

  just the right amount of weed for one person. shortened from “personal bowl.” i’d give you some weed, but all i’ve got is a persobowl… that nug’s just the right size for a persobowl

• Perverted Ear Syndrome

  when someone says something completely normal or innocent and you hear something twisted and s-x related. also know as pes. person 1: dude? did you just say something about pleasuring yourself? person 2: um, no… i said i forgot my socks? person 1: oh sh-t dude, i must have pes. person 2: what? person 1: […]

• pessimistic agnosticism

  the acceptance that you don’t know whether g-d exists or not, and the acceptance that you don’t care. see also: pessimism, agnosticism random guy: is there a g-d? polytheist: no, there’s lots of gods and godesses. monotheist: yes, just the one. atheist, no, there aren’t any gods. agnosticist: i don’t know. pessimistic agnosticist: i don’t […]

• phillipee

  the act of stealing a philippine woman, tying her down, and filling her mouth with pee. hence the word phil-i-pee i had to go to the bathroom, so i had to phillipee that b-tch

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