peroxymoron
a bimbo who peroxides their hair to achieve an unprecedented level of blondeness. it is widely believed that the peroxide eventually permeates their skull and sinks through, contaminated their brain i.e making them extremely slow witted and downright stupid it is also said that the best way for a blonde to achieve artificial intelligence is to dye her hair brown or darker
paris hilton, jessica simpson, or else any other blonde who makes a complete f-ckwit (aka peroxymoron) of themself by making some of the stupidest remarks known to mankind…..aka “buffalo wings!!!(-blinks stupidly-) i didnt know buffalo’s had wings!!”
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