Perpetual Freshman Syndrome


a condition that affects 1 in 20 college students in which no matter how much older they get, they will always be a freshman.
student 1: i talked to that senior dave.

student 2: dave? he’s a freshman dude.

student 1: isn’t he 21?

student 2: yeah but he has pfs, also known as perpetual freshman syndrome. he’ll always be a freshman.

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