Perretti Progresso


the delicatly balanced art of filling a tub with about two inches of water more or less. then you have “your partner” get in on there back. after, you sh-t on their chest and have them smere it around. next you throw up on top of that. now you have s-x in the sc-my water.
me and my girlfriend are totally having some “perretti progresso” in our new tub

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