Perryism


a truly awful disease in which the suffer is under the sad delusional belief that steve perry will actually release another alb-m.

there is currently no known treatment. sufferers cannot comprehend the truth, preferring to hold on to the delusion at all costs in spite of the insurmountable evidence. these sad people need our sympathy, and a hug.
i believe silly rumors that steve perry is recording again. i have perryism. please hug me!
n. informal
a distinctive doctrine, system, theory or sayings by the one and only perry:

“you will have that in big time auto racing”
“score”
“perrrrfect”
“latar man”
“to tell you the truth”
“nice”
“h-llo, this is perry, you know i called you yesterday”
“so your telling me im glad to be on the edge”
squid got so p-ssed he said a whole sting of perryism’s:
“h-llo, this is perry, you know perry.. i just talked to you yesterady about the gears.. nice, well some times you will have that in big time auto racing.. well gotta run, latar man.”

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