perrywinkle
a quiet, un-ssuming woman with a deep intellect, a wallflower hiding beauty and sensuousness
n-body gave myrtle much thought, but james recognized a perrywinkle when he saw one.
the perrywinkle is a relatively recent creation referring to crusted pooh that remains on the edge on your -sshole. it is caused by poor hygiene and can lead to burning.
i need a f-cking wire brush to clean off these perrywinkles
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