Persian Carpet Roulette
this one cannot be done alone. you must first gather a bunch of your friends. then you must find sloptimus prime. once you have obtained sloptimus tie her legs to the head board of a bed. have all of your friends blow a nut inside of sloptimus. the one who is the father 9 months fater looses.
russ: i got bad new….sloptimus prime called, remember that game of persian carpet roulette we played 9 months ago… looks like doc is the father. doc: but it looks like mike. randy: it kinda looks like russ. mike: lets go on maury and pray its not a freakish mix of all of us.
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