Persian Firetruck
an intricate s-xual maneuver that requires patience, a hairy bush and an incredibly high pain tolerance. first – the man takes a heavy kick to the nuts (has to be hard enough to rupture blood vessels). wait a few days and abstain from -j-c-l-t–n to allow the blood to clot and to build up a heavy load (think of fire-hose pressure). the s-x itself can be in the style of your choosing but just before the man is about to c-m, light the partners bush on fire. when the man finally busts his monster load he aims to extinguish the fire (while his partner wails like a siren). the dried blood in the s-m-n will turn the j-zz black like persian oil. best performed on a magic carpet to achieve the full effect
i think i’ll be limping for a week…i gave that girl i met at the library a persian firetruck last night!
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