persian fob

whoever wrote the other definition (the definition by parviz) is plainly stupid. he’s just a true fob trying to cover up his own fobness
playin takhtenard(backgammon), eating noono paneer(bread and feta cheese) for breakfast, and talking persian has nothing to do with being a fob. since when has being able to speak your mother language meant that your a fob?

now let me give all of you the real definition of a persian fob:
a persian fob is not necessarily new to a western country. he could be living there for many years an still be a fob. a persian fob is someone who tries so hard to become part of the american culture but doesn’t know how. or someone who tries to take advantage of the freedom offered in western countries and makes everyone laugh at him/her. you can see persian fobs with their persian accents rapping like they’re black. (you can faind me een deh celub, batel full of bub)
or trying to translate persian proverbs to english. (stop putting watermelons under my arms; the things he does burns my -ss; he’s lying like a dog, he’s a f-cking charlatan)
persian fobs are obsessed with mercedes. they think an s cl-ss mercedes is the best car u can possibly have and would do anything to have one. persian fobs are usually the very first people to get drunk at a party and when they’re drunk they can’t control themselves. they will end up touching some girl’s br–sts or -ss or doing something crazy to start a fight. when they start fighting with an american they start cussing in persian and they think the american guy understands them. (koskeshe bi pedar alan zang mizanam hame barbox berizan saret. khahar madareto gaidam jendeye madar ghahbe. alan kooneto az posht miga’am halit she ba ki tarafi u mother father peece of sh-t)
u can also see persian fobs dancing to persian music like a true out of the closet gay persian. they dance like iranian women and have no idea how to dance like a straight iranian guy.
persian fobs always b-mp to other people when they go to a night club because they are not looking at anything except the legs of girls who are wearing short skirts. they don’t drink anything except vodka and when they wanna dance to the music they do the same out of the closet gay persian guy dance.
a lot
just look around when u go to a persian gathering, persian concert, or persian club. your going to c an -ss ton of persian fobs.
whoever wrote the other definition (the definition by parviz) is plainly stupid. he’s just a true fob trying to cover up his own fobness
playin takhtenard(backgammon), eating noono paneer(bread and feta cheese) for breakfast, and talking persian has nothing to do with being a fob. since when has being able to speak your mother language meant that your a fob?

now let me give all of you the real definition of a persian fob:
a persian fob is not necessarily new to a western country. he could be living there for many years an still be a fob. a persian fob is someone who tries so hard to become part of the american culture but doesn’t know how. or someone who tries to take advantage of the freedom offered in western countries and makes everyone laugh at him/her. you can see persian fobs with their persian accents rapping like they’re black. (you can faind me een deh celub, batel full of bub)
or trying to translate persian proverbs to english. (stop putting watermelons under my arms; the things he does burns my -ss; he’s lying like a dog, he’s a f-cking charlatan)
persian fobs are obsessed with mercedes. they think an s cl-ss mercedes is the best car u can possibly have and would do anything to have one. persian fobs are usually the very first people to get drunk at a party and when they’re drunk they can’t control themselves. they will end up touching some girl’s br–sts or -ss or doing something crazy to start a fight. when they start fighting with an american they start cussing in persian and they think the american guy understands them. (koskeshe bi pedar alan zang mizanam hame barbox berizan saret. khahar madareto gaidam jendeye madar ghahbe. alan kooneto az posht miga’am halit she ba ki tarafi u mother father peece of sh-t)
u can also see persian fobs dancing to persian music like a true out of the closet gay persian. they dance like iranian women and have no idea how to dance like a straight iranian guy.
persian fobs always b-mp to other people when they go to a night club because they are not looking at anything except the legs of girls who are wearing short skirts. they don’t drink anything except vodka and when they wanna dance to the music they do the same out of the closet gay persian guy dance.
a lot
just look around when u go to a persian gathering, persian concert, or persian club. your going to c an -ss ton of persian fobs.
fresh off the boat aka a persian who is lost im america and still takls persian and has an accent on their english words like saying deh instead of the the geeger a persian is the more fob they are. some1 with a lot of antiques. if you can house a pound of pesteh and tokhmeh in an hour..fob. if you or your dad have huge takhtenar compet-tions and they all crowd around and yell at eachother when they make a bad move, or make a move for them. those people who come up to u kiss you on both cheeks and tell you how much you’ve grown are fobs. somebody who cant go an english sentence without putting a persian word in the mix. somebody who has noon-o-paneer every morning on their way to eschool and their kolfat knows what all that means. some1 who has too much pride to shave their mustache (boys and girls) and wax ther arms (girls). some1 who talks about how good of ghormeh sabzee they had last nite. some1 who calls their grandparents baba joon, or maman jun. if ur name is parviz, jamshid, jahansha, amir, moshgan, moshdeh, mahasti, faramarz, kambiz, faranaz, or anything that makes an amricay laugh ur a guarenteed fob.
lunch:
amricay- what the f-ck is that?
persian- its uhhh this stew (kh-r-sht)
amricay- it smells like sh-t u f-ckin persian fob