persian surprise
when you’re mackin on your fine persian girl and then you de-pants her only to find she has hair on her b-tt cheeks and/or b-tt crack.
aww yeah i was pimpin layla, then i took off her thong, and then ahhhhh!!!! persian surprise!!!
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