persieve
“per-sieve”
-to separate or distinguish by sifting the substance.
bert: “bit of magic.”
michael: “a bit of magic?”
bert: “it’s easy. let’s see. you think. you wink. you do a double blink. you close your eyes and jump.”
jane: “is something ‘sposed to happen?”
mary: “bert, what utter nonsense! ohh! why do you always complicate things that are really quite simple? give my your hand, please, michael. don’t slouch. one, two.”
david: “do you hear the art? do you persieve the feeling?”
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