personal nintendo advisor
an experienced nes gamer, preferably concieved in the 80s, which shall provide consulting for others that aspire to rock the frustrating 8-bit games of lore
cable’s out. internet’s out. the ! $#@ we do? nintendo. consult our personal nintendo advisor!
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