perspicious
a word formed from combining “perspiration” and “suspicious”. one is said to be perspicious when they walk into a room and smell body odor, hence they are suspicious of perspiration.
jeff: what’s that bad smell?
dan: i don’t know exactly, but i am becoming perspicious.
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