Perttu Kivalaasko


very s-xy finnish cellist. he is a member of the finnish cello trio apocalyptica.long black hair, a devilish grin, and hot body as well. he is often seen shirtless, sporting a top hat and black fingernail polish. he is very talented and has won numerous awards. he has a permanent chair in the helsinki orchestra. he also became the 3rd greatest cello player in the world at 18. he has composed many arrangements for apocalyptica as well as doc-mentaries and video games. he has a warm personality but rarely laughs or smiles.
perrtu kivalaasko is an amzing cellist.
perrtu kivalaasko is the s-x.
perttu kivalaasko lives in my bedroom and sometimes in helsinki.

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