Pertunity
a very good that’s what she said joke
– dude, how was the test?
–oh mann, it was soo hard.
– that’s what she said.
–well that was a pertunity
or
–man you missed the best pertunity the other day. we were taking a french test and the teacher said “lets do the oral part first” thats what she saiid.
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