Peruvian Laxative
eat as much indian food as possibly, grab someone’s ancles until their nose is level with your -n-s. proceed to defecate into said nose until it overflows their mouth and spills onto their hair.
“i gave that chick a peruvian laxative last night”
“how’d it go?”
“she’s getting the rest removed from her brain by surgeons”
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