Peruvian Nightmare
when a man of peruvian roots performs oral s-x on a female so aggressively that the girl is in so much pain that she orders him to stop. she then proceeds to limp to the bathroom to clean the blood from her v-g-n-. when they awaken the next morning, the man looks at the female and says: “thanks for the meal.”
jorge is the peruvian nightmare.
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