Peruvian Penis Pumper
1) a woman from peru who’s occupation is that of giving handjobs in the back parking lot of walmart for $5
2) a device from peru that is used to erect the male genitalia.
3) a mentally impared person whom n-body wants to be around.
1) that peruvian p-n-s pumper was a freak man.
2) woman: i want to have s-x.
man: one second i’ll go get my peruvian p-n-s pumper
3) g-d stay away from that peruvian p-n-s pumper
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